- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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