Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Anti Joke

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