Latvia isn't a joke

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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a ab

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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boys

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