How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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