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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what are three short words? i a am

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven