How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

European on my shoes, buddy.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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