- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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