No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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women's rights.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

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