- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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