whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Women's rights.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

heads up!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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