What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Obamacare

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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