- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

osama bin laden is dead

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Sixty... eight

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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