- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Your mom is so nice.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.