a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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