How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Women's Rights

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what is orange? an orange

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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