- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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