a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Hello.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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womens rights.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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