An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Good job, son.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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