A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Justin Bieber

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Anti Joke

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