What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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