- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what are three short words? i a am

Ebola

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

VAGINA.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

this is not a joke.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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