A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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