- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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