Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Cliterus

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Elizabeth Warren

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