Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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