- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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