What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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