Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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