- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

smell the vitamin C

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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