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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats worse than school? Summer school

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what's worse then a blowjob?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Guess who is violent. Osama

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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