Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Alex Gedrose.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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