- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

do you have a wife?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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