Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Women's rights

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Abortion.

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your mother

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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