Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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have safe sex

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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