What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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The NBA and womens sports

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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