- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's the difference between a duck?

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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