What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Poop!!

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Anti Joke

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