- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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