There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A chicken walks into a barn.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

destiny

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Justin Bieber

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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