What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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