- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Asians

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's blue? The sky.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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