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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Women's Rights.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

world peace

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

YOU

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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