- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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