whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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breasts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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