Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

So a baby seal walks into a club

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

the WNBA

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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