- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

ur mum

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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