Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A seal walks into a club.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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