- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Obamacare

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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