- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

a man walked into a bar....

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

have safe sex

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