- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

shut up kobe!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Dude man, I'm high...

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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