no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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