- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Water? I hardly know her.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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