- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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