- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

whats green and lives in the water

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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