What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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