- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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