- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

im not food

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A man goes to the potty.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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