- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

what are three short words? i a am

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??