- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

John Cena

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a man walked into a bar....

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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