- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

This is sparta No this is patrick

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

hi mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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