- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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