- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A chicken walks into a barn.

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