- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the dog die? He was old

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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