A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the dog die? He was old

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What do you call an amazing person Good

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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