John Cena

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

a man walked into a bar....

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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