- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Obamacare

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Obama

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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