Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Guess what What

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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