Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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