Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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