You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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heads up!

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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