what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

men's rights activists

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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