- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

John Cena

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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