- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

The Big Band Theory

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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