- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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