- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What is the difference?

Your mother is average.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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