A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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