Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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