The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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