Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

knock knock who's there? hope

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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