Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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the bible

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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so how about that irline food

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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