- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Arrow in the Knee!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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