- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Your mom went to college

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont