Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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