Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Tucker Rivera

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

what do you call a black guy african american

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

It says so on your cap.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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