A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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