Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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