- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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