what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Anti Joke

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