- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Banana Hamock.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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