- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Screw it you write the joke.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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