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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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