can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Anti Joke

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