roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Refrigerator

Black people in Camden NJ.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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