how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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This sentence is a lie.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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My Boyfriend

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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* anti-punchline

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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