- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

* anti-punchline

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did? Yes

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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