- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Lindsay Lohan

thomas!!!!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you spell eight? 8

brittney griner

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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