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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Christianity.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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