Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

hi mom

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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