That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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