- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Chuck norris

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Matt is a Duster!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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