- Anti Joke

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

eh

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Terry has ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!