- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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