Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Your face is hilarious.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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