- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Alex Gedrose.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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